tipsymaple:

i think your favourite boy from ouran high school host club says a lot about you

vauxn:

dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other

autumnlusts:

There’s two types of Autumn:

  1. the bright, colorful, happy autumn with pumpkins, apples, candles, and great food
  2. the dreary, dark, creepy autumn with overcast and rainy skies, scary forests, cool temperatures, and halloween

And I love them both!

ladyw1nter:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

There’s a terrible dick joke in there somewhere.

ladyw1nter:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

There’s a terrible dick joke in there somewhere.

princette:

idk why but the first thing i thought of when i woke up this morning was the fact that goldilocks is kind of a bitch??? like who the fuck walks into a random person’s house and just makes themselves at home what the fuck are you doing. “this porridge is too hot” “this bed is too…

egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

image

there is no picture

i have no life

chepibola:

when your mum makes you try on clothes you don’t like

image

faunagrey:

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

chucklestheboywonder:

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

chucklestheboywonder:

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT