i think your favourite boy from ouran high school host club says a lot about you
dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other
There’s two types of Autumn:
- the bright, colorful, happy autumn with pumpkins, apples, candles, and great food
- the dreary, dark, creepy autumn with overcast and rainy skies, scary forests, cool temperatures, and halloween
And I love them both!
Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.
There’s a terrible dick joke in there somewhere.
idk why but the first thing i thought of when i woke up this morning was the fact that goldilocks is kind of a bitch??? like who the fuck walks into a random person’s house and just makes themselves at home what the fuck are you doing. “this porridge is too hot” “this bed is too…
when your mum makes you try on clothes you don’t like
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
This didn’t go the direction I expected. It was much better.
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases
WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT