summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
when your mom didn’t get groceries and there’s literally just bread to eat
no matter who u follow somehow doctor who sherlock & supernatural always end up on ur dash
that dog is more photogenic than most teenager girls like it makes me so happy but at the same time so anGRY WHY IS IT SO PRETTY
because its happy
im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning
TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
Making a profit off his fellow club members
Eating a cheeseburger
Doing the glasses thing
Being a sexy vampire
That concludes this Kyoya Ootori appreciation post for today, please continue scrolling.